Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s Big Secret

Hey yo!

A recently surfaced photo is shedding light om the sordid past of DNC Chairwoman and Florida Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz .

While Wasserman Schultz claims to be a a 49-year-old native of Forest Hills, New York, TDR can reveal that she is likely a 57-year-old former professional wrestler originally born in Maryland.

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That’s right, TDR can confirm that Mrs. Wasserman Schultz is simply the post-op version of Scott Hall, also known as Razor Ramon, a former member of the New World Order and all around toothpick-chewing badass.

Pending DNA results, TDR has gathered some interesting circumstance evidence. Mrs. Wasserman Schultz claims to be from Florida, which is, as we all know, the only places wrestlers are allowed to live after they retire so they can rub oil all over their bodies the rest of their lives.

And that perm though! That is the exact same fucking hair!

These allegations could greatly damage the congresswoman’s political future. We reached out to both Scott Hall and the congresswoman and received  voicemails from both declaring they do not intend to comment. FROM THE SAME NUMBER!!!

More as the story develops . . .

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